So, the guy might not be “hot” and the animals might not be “baby.” But we just had to post this video we saw on Latina.com.

Happiest dancing Golden Retriever ever!

Looking for an excuse to approach that adorable puppy? When see a duckling crossing the road, are you not quite sure what opening line to use? Not sure what to say to that cute baby sloth next to you on the park bench?

We have a solution.

Turns out that recruiting for our products also makes a great way to pick up Baby Animals. (“I happen to notice that you’re a baby animal. I work for this calendar that I think you’d be perfect for… And while we chat, do you mind if I cuddle you?”)

For every Baby Animals we use in the next calendar, we’ll pay you $20. For every Baby Animal you end up taking home to be your new pet, you pay us $20. ($40 if it’s a sloth).

**We have not yet recruited a baby sloth to be in our calendar. Photo courtesy of The Rathaus. We’re working on it. They’re the CUTEST!

The San Francisco arm of HGBA is happy to report that it was finally sunny here after a straight month of oppressive fog. That means that all the Hot Guys were out in the park, playing with their Baby Animals* and wearing no shirts. Yesterday was a good day to be a Hot Guy and Baby Animal recruiter.

Would you like to recruit for Hot Guys and Baby Animals? If you’re a single gal or dude that’s into Hot Guys, we highly recommend it as a way to pick up. (“Have you ever done any modeling? I have this calendar that I think you’d be perfect for…”)

For every usable model you direct to us, we’ll give you $20. For every date you get from having such a great opening line, you pay us $20

Email us for more info.

*Human babies count as Baby Animals

We are beaming with pride today after being heralded in The Huffington Post as One of the “Most Ridiculous Calendar Concepts of All Time.”

Of ALL time!

Right up there with “Men of Mortuaries” and “Goats in Trees.” (Those aren’t together though. Do I see a new calendar concept…?)

Today is a good day.

Yes, we have this blog. And our Facebook page. And our Twitter feed.

BUT, we want to take advantage of EVERY social media outlet that exists, because that’s how young and hip we are. Watch us be young and hip!

Check out our new Tumblr page. The great thing about it? You can submit your OWN hot guy and baby animal photos. Isn’t that fun? Go on, embarrass a friend! He’ll thank you for it.