Too cute not to share. But where are all the hot guys?

“Why didn’t I think of this,” Ellen DeGeneres on her show today, talking about Hot Guys and Baby Animals on her today’s show.

Order your calendar by midnight tonight to light up the faces of all the hot guy and baby animal lovers around your tree on Christmas morning! Click on the “Priority Mail” option in the shop and we’ll send it out ASAP.

We first hit Brazil back in December 2009, when this blog posted an article on our 2010 calendar (who speaks Portuguese?) But we’re still going strong there, thanks to HGBA buddy, Pam, who shared the site with some coworkers in Rio.

It has come to our attention that our automatically generated order reply message is written like someone who learned English in another country. It reminds me of the signs I used to see when I traveled through Japan that are so polite and repetitive, they actually don’t mean anything at all.

Here is what you will receive via email when you order one of our calendars:

Thank you, your purchase is pending, you will be sent an email once the order clears.

Thank you for your purchase.  You should have received a confirmation email, and your order is being processed.  It will be on its way soon!

Thank you for purchasing with Hot Guys and Baby Animals. Your calendar will be shipped as soon as possible.

Sincerely,
Audrey & Carolyn

I assure you, we did not write this copy. I think, way back last year when we designed the site, we thought this would be three separate emails. We should probably change it, but I find it sort of hilarious.